True Blood Take 2

So I got a new cable system which somehow allows me to watch HBO... did I order it, no...but this has happened before and they've never charged, so lets hope they don't do it now.

Anyhoo, so I decided to give True Blood another try and I must say, sans the gratuitous sex scenes, it is a great show. Like freaking great. I love the actor they got to play Bill, he's actually kinda hot...just saying. But my favorite is LaFayette. This guy kills every scene he's in. Seriously. I love that he's a "queen" but will get thug with it with no problem. LOL. Best scene of the movie; when the rednecks come in Merlottes talking bout LaFayette served them a burger with AIDS. He goes over to the table, effs em up real quick then says, "Bitch, you come into my house, you eat my food the way I FUCKING MAKE IT!!! Tip yo waitress." I'm sorry that was genius. Loves it man. Loves it.

I also like how they focus on other characters. Anna Paquin playing Sookie is irritating. Sorry it is. So its nice that they developed other characters like Jason, Sam and Tara. And I still love that they made Tara black. The best thing they coulda done. Just adds a little something.

And Then Another Heh Heh Hhe Heh Heh

Just one more reason why "Family Guy" is the best comedy on TV right now.

I Love The New Millineum

Man! This is great...not as great as Best Week Ever but still great. They made me remember that song, "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" by the Darkness. Hi-larious. The only thing that would make it better would be having Frangela on there. Yessir.

I miss my Austin apt... not the weather, but my apt.

Pigeon-Hold?

Um, I was watching America's Best Dance Crew and Lil Mama's dumb behind said "Make sure it doesn't pigeon-hold you". Gaaaaaa dog. Embarassing.

2nd Best Commercial Ever

The Dairy Queen Commercial... I just love the expression the little boy makes after he says "antidisestablishmentarianism"... like "yeah, AND WHAT!" Hi-larious.




Now the third best one is an AT&T commercial with the Dad on the ridge... I've got zero bars up here Kelly Moore.

SYTYCD 2008

Oh shucks so the final 20 has 6 black people in it??? What? Are you serious? I thought we were only allowed 2 black guys, one black girl, and a half black girl per season. Oh shucks son!

I am very excitable for this season. Wootie hoo. Be excited with me; thanks!

Real World XX

First of all, I can't believe we are on the 20th season of Real World. That is is crazy son. Second of all. I think this season is actually one of the realest I've seen. They (98 percent of them) are trashy ass early 20 year olds. Seriously.

Actually the dudes aren't all that bad, but the girls are all a hot ass mess, but for different reasons. Brianna is just all kinds of out of control. I'm not a stripper because it is who I am, I just do it for my job.... BUT you look like one of the chicks standing on San Pablo Blvd in Emeryville circa 11:30pm.

Now, the other two girls... without getting on too much of a racial kick (and know that I am censoring myself a whole lot)... are playing the Scarlet O'Hara card THICK. They are two of the most judgmental (and unattractive) chicks I think I have ever seen on TV. Talking all this ish like you are pure...and you are both whores. Yes, I myself would never strip, but I'm not going to just condemn all that do because you don't know what's up with thier situation.

I mean that chick said, "Stop acting Ghetto and let's act proper...blacksville"? What kinda crap is that? You need to let me know when you figure it out. And what made that situation even worse, is SHE was the one acting ignorant. It's just so frustrating how our society works. I just hate how a lot of times, it is ignorant ass people like this running the world and somehow it is OK. If they say things like this, people just want to say they were out of line and not say what it really is...they are racist and it's fine.

The two white dudes are kinda just drunks for the most part. And why does that dude look like a reincarnation of Brad from San Diego? I'm just saying. The two black guys...eh what to say that won't get me in trouble. All I will say is... they had a Kefla once, and they will never have one again. LOL.

4 words to sum this season up. Hot Shi&&y @$$ mess.

Look At Me With A Brand New Hyundai

Just another reason Family Guy is one of the best cartoons ever invented.

Girls Night!

I really think that the only lines Heidi was given in this season of the Hills is, "Girls Night Out". Granted, she is given creative license to change it up a bit... sometimes its "Girls Night!" other times it is "I just want me Girls Night Out"... but I swear she says it every episode.

She's so irritating

Stop the Hate!!!

OK, I just want to say right now... people... do not hate on Kristie Yamaguchi. She killed it today. I mean straight up killed it. And I know people are going to hate on her talking about, "She's an ice skater, she has an advantage". Yeah, probably so in Ballroom, but I guarantee it is not going to be as easy for he in the Latin dances first of all. Also, yeah maybe I'm just sensitive because when I was like in second and third grade I wanted to BE Kristie Yamaguchi. I mean for real, she was like my idol. Anyway, I'm glad she's back. Go Kristie!

Presilla Pressily was getting it too. I mean she's 62... most 62 year olds can't even walk and she's up here doing the death spiral? What!

I was impressed by Marlee Matlin as well. Not because she is hearing impaired but because she actually did pretty good. Although I feel like Dancing with the Stars might be starting to typecast. Yes I know all of the people want to do it, but they always have the black athlete, the pretty girl, the old person, and now they are starting to have the disabled person. They are starting to cast.

All in all, Dancing with the Stars might be in for a good season.

Oh yes.. Tony Dovolani is the new Maksim. And Louis Van Amstal is back, YEAH!

Musings of a Reality TV Junkie 3/17

Dancing With The Stars

So the first night... I was highly unimpressed except for Mario's pelvic grind/thrust thing... that was very impressive. All of the rest were gosh awful. And Adam Corolla was all kinds of awful and then had an attitude because he got a 15. Come now. And what is up with the Samantha announcer lady. I mean, they know that she cannot speak well so why is she doing a "live" TV show? I mean really. She blabbered a couple of incoherent sentence fragments tonight... it makes for good TV though

Flavor of Love

Highly confused about Flavor of Love 3. Yes, I still watch this show and I am not sure why. This show is a hot mess. I mean for real. Message to Flav, there is something called hearsay that you need to learn about. I am not going to teach you about the legal version... I'll just give you the layman's definition. Information that was not received from the person who actually said the information is held as inadmissible evidence because it is not reliable. People can change the story on purpose or on accident... On the last two episodes, he has taken the word of one person over the other without even really asking all that he could to find out the truth. On this episode, Miami (I don't know the ridiculous way he spelled it) was not lying and he put her through all that ish giving her an "immunity clock". I mean come on, she was being honest and you just assumed she was lying. WTF? You suck Flav. And now you have a bunch of chicken-heads up in there...my goodness

And I can't tell if I like the twins... I am going with no...simply because they don't speak very well. Their verbiage never agrees and it is quite distracting. Also, I'm not sure why they always have to say the same thing. It is quite annoying

Making the Band

I am ashamed to say that I might like Danity Kane. They seem like they would be really cool people, well all except Aubrey. But those dudes are another story. The suck... every note does not have to sound like you are constipated (Brian)... honestly. And they all have that ridiculous black man Alpha dog syndrome. It's called take a back seat because you aren't as good as you think you are... I'm just saying.

Diddy killed the whole "bitchassness" thing. Like for real. It was funny the one time he used it in context with Robert, but he uses it in every episode and even made T-Shirts? You totally killed it. It's over now. Thanks.

Rock of Love

Oh my, if I was anyone of those chicks at the end of Sunday's episode, I would have quit the show right then. I mean honestly. You get rid of this crazy chick and then just walk out on the other girls without a goodbye. Yeah yeah its a TV show, but I mean just for that reason I would have walked out. You are not going to just up and disrespect/embarrass me like that. And those chicks just walked off like stray puppies... naw son. Would not go down like that. Lo Siento patna.

That's Amore

Yeah, um that dude is the sloppiest kisser I have ever seen. There is no cause for his bottom lip to have touched ole girls chin. I'm just saying.

Top 5 Family Guy Quotes to Date

OK, so I'm studying and I came up with my top five funniest lines from Family Guy (they may not be verbatim as I am remembering them off my head:

5. How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off. -Stewie
4. Hi there, how would you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to back? - Cleveland
3. Excuse me, is your refridgerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homa-sexually. -Peter
2. Jim Henson took a "wait and see" approach and now we have wrong sounding muppets... -Brian
1. Uh, yes, I'd like 3000 chicken fa-ji-tas. -Peter

I just got some GOOD laughs in right now....yesss!

Musings of a Procrastinator v.6

Um, I really am procrastinating on my Rule Support, not because it is hard... simply because I'm bored with it. Anyway, here are some thoughts on TV

I'm mad that the writers are on strike. There was a tornado on Wisteria Lane and now we dont know it Lynette's familiy is alive. Not happy.

I "found out" that A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila is not real. Yeah, no reality shows are real, but this one is faker than most. Apparently, she's been in a committed relationship with a dude for over a year. I was shocked because this was one of the most "real" reality shows I thought I had seen. They sure were doing some good acting then. And Tila shows the wonders of makeup. Put a little dark eyeshadow on and you are all of a sudden pretty?

Something is really wrong with NY and her Mom. I don't care that this is reality TV, but no self respecting person acts like that. I mean her mom walks around like #1 she's fine and #2 she's somebody when in actuality she is NEITHER. I mean honestly, she needs to settle her behind down, looking like a dude and ish. How disrespectful can you be to someone? When the parents came, she was out of line. Just out of line. Lying and ish... flirting with The Entertainer's dad when his mom was right there. Just straight up trash and has the nerve to want to be refered to as "Sister Patterson". Oh yes, and the Entertainer was kinda cute. I'm saddended he's gone. Punk all the way...looking hot and ish.

The Hills chicks have all lost it. Well Heidi is kind of redeeming herself, but not really.

Best Commercial Ever Revision

OK, a couple of months ago, I said the best commercial ever was that winterfresh one with the corporate dude... I soooooo renege on that statement. Best commercial series ever was the Puma commercials for the Jamaican Track Team for the Athens Olympics. I remember when that commercial came out, especially the one when they were at the dancehall.... sheeeet son.. Hold Attention!!! Hot business. I've enclosed a reproduction for your viewing (I just went to a resume workshop, deal with it)




And why am I starting to get sad again...MAN what I wouldn't do for like one night at the Ritz man... just ONE NIGHT! Like for real, there was nothing like breaking upwards of 10 dudes off in one night man... And no, I'm not a whore, I'm just talking dancing wise. Someone please remind me why I didn't go to Georgetown for law school? Please remind me... man I'm aching for it. Well, I guess that just means that I have to get Three A's and a B (i've given up in Con Law... accept my fate son) and get that job/internship in DC this summer....

My ENTIRE life isnt about music

Although it might seem that way looking at my recent posts. I've been studying more and more, and I am one of those weird people who HAVE to study with music or I cannot focus. I have been in the library, realized I forgot my headphones and home and had to leave...it just would not have been a productive time. Rhapsody is a great thing my friends.

The point of this is, I found another musician to fawn over...Rick Kelly aka Soul Ballet. Man...the stuff is good. It actually reminds me of a couple of Philippe Saisse's albums (Halfway til Dawn and Masques). I GUESS we can call it more pop jazz, but it has elements of electronica mixed in with genuine jazz beats and stuff...it's just greatness.

Those music channels on Comcast/Time Warner Cable are freaking great, they give you such an array of music even within one genre. If I do study at home, that channel is an absolute must.

Why does old school jazz make me think of a fall/winter night in a big city (namely San Francisco, DC, or New York)...like just straight class? Everytime I hear some, I start thinking about 5 star restaurants and hotels and nice clothes and dancing (yeah actual dancing, not gyrations lol). I loves it...if you ever need to be taken on a journey, I suggest you put on some of the old school jazz.

Lifetime Movies are Evil

I can feel it, I think today is going to be wasted watching Lifetime made for TV movies. It is too damn hot to do anything but lay on my back on the floor (the floor is actually cooler than my couch) and watch that television. Man school needs to start because I am massivly bored.

Man v. Wild=Grossness

I had a post a while back where I proclaimed my love for Man v. Wild and all that is Bear Grylls. However, with this new season of Man v. Wild.... my feelings are changing. This show is kinda grossing me out.

In the first episode, Bear is in the desert and he's overheating so he decided to pee on shirt and wear it as a head cooler. Yeah, when this happened, it oddly enough didn't gross me out. However, I was LOST when dude peed in his canteen and drank that ish this season. Yeah I know he didn't want to die of thirst... but dang his pee. And why did they add all kinds of gulping sound effects?

And they've turned him into a raw meat eater too. Before, he used to find food and cook it... now Bear'll just find a rabbit or dear or something, slice him of a piece of meet and just go at it. Blood and ish all over his face.

Just wow.

The N

Yes yes...it is time that I step up on my soapbox once again and proclaim my love/hate relationship with the TV station known as "Noggin/The N".

A couple of years ago, when this channel first surfaced... I loved it mainly because of "DeGrassi...The Next Generation". Now they network has a myriad of shows about sex, drugs, and all kind of other ish. Yeah, what's the problem you may ask. The problem is that this network's demographics are pre-teens/teenagers with the occasional young adult such as myself. They aim this ish at teenagers which is not OK.

I don't so much have a problem with DeGrassi because honestly, most of the stuff they talk about on there is real and they don't so much focus on sex and drugs and drinking. Yes, they may have the occasional episode, but I believe it's necessary because it is a part of teenaged life. Now this new show called, "The Best Years" is not OK*. It's about this group of college students which reminds me of soft porn. Once again, this would not be a problem but it is right after Degrassi... so people are naturally going to watch it. Honestly, that show on MTV like 8 years ago called "Undressed" had more dignity than this show... it called itself what it was... lightweight porn for teens (and it was on at 11... a more appropriate time, not 8 damn 30).

And what, there was this commercial on last week (didn't see it on this week so I think some one may have complained and they took it off) where there's this dude from Degrassi who gets out of the car and then this girl from "South of Nowhere" tongues him down and then he turns around and this girl from "Best Years" tongues him down as well and then all three of them head down to the dance floor and proceed to bump each ways reminiscent of sex with dude in the middle (yeah I think they were supposed to be dancing but they were just all off beat and ish, it looked awful).

It just seems to me that that young teen generation is about nothing but sex. Yes, it has always been prevalent but just broadcasting it seems really weird to me. The N's tagline is, "It goes there"... but seriously, The Best Years is just dumb.

And no I'm not just talking out of my ass because I do watch DeGrassi... faithfully, but then again I am 23 and have been watching it since Junior year of high school when they were in middle school and the only thing they had to worry about was looking up porn on the computer (great episode by the way).

I'm not exactly sure how to feel about "South of Nowhere". The two black guys in it are cute, so I can't really complain.

All and all... the N lost a couple of points with me for "Best Years". Yeah, I'm sure all of the pre-pubescent horny teens love it, but come ON now. Be real man... be freaking rea.


* Not to mention COMPLETELY inaccurate. A freshman would never be a captain of a college basketball team regardless of how good they are. If dude is such a star, he would NOT be sharing a dorm room with "regular" people. And why are those people always hanging out at that bar? Hello... underage drinking much?

Breakdown O' The Year

Rock's breakdown on Hell's Kitchen was possibly one of the best documented mental breakdowns ever in life. I had to watch it twice it was so good. WHAT IS SO ORIGINAL ABOUT SOME CRAB AND LOBSTER BISQUE!!!!!! lol

That is all.

Actually no it isn't... why did the girl that got eliminated look like that? She look like Corpse Bride or something. I think she probably got so stressed she stopped eating herself.


NOW that is all.

Making the Band 4: 07/03/07

Is it just me, or do shows that feature men do better than shows that feature women? Ok I guess it is just me because I am watching this show simply because they are dudes... not because there are any cute guys because there aren't, but because there is bound to be less drama.

So far, there are some guys who can sing (D'Angelo) and then there are some guys that think that doing a couple of runs with vibrato means you can sing (most of the other guys). Guess what, it doesn't. I makes you look awful.

And someone PLEASE tell me why everytime Puffy (I refuse to call him Diddy... you started out as Puffy, Imma call you Puffy) walks in, they do this dramatic slow down ish? You are not that special. You cheated on your wife while she was 2 4 month olds at home with one THE trashiest looking female member of "your band" like 5 months after you proclaimed in Essence that you were a changed man? You are ish dude. But whatever... main point being, the slowing down ish is not necessary and extremely egotistical because we know he be in on the editing part telling them to do this because I know no one else did that ish but him. Egotistical bastard.

But I like your show, not because it's yours though...