Don't Be Tardy For The Party

The End.

Ellipse

So is it just me or does it seem like Imogen Heap wrote the song, "Aha" on the new Ellipse album just for Mia Michaels or Wade Robson? So sounds like a song they could do a bomb dance to. Just them though could pull it off. It reminds of something that woulda been on "The Nightmare Before Christmas" or "Ahhhhhh! Real Monsters". Awesome.

And let me just take another moment to say how awesome Imogen Heap is... the new album is freaking bomb. It starts out kinda slow for me because I don't really like the slow ballad like songs from her, I need something with a beat behind it and then plus her odd voice. I guess that means I like the "trip-hopdom" style from here. AWE SOME.

"The Fire" was also great. So enjoy the solo piano for the entire song. Canvas is good too. My recommendations:

Swoon
Tidal
Bad Body Double
Aha!
The Fire
Canvas

Conclusion: this chick is beyond great.

The Coldest Rejection Ever

Yeah... That dude Jason "J. Free" on Making His Band really should feel like an ass. When you are rejecting someones advances, all you have to say is, "Im not interested" or "nothing can happen betwixt us". No no...not this dude. He proceeded to tell ole girl that he doesnt want to be with her for 10 minutes and in about 5 different ways. She kept telling him, OK, but he keeeept going.

That was one of the dirtiest things I have ever seen. I wanted to come through the screen and give the girl a pat on the back. Its OK Lynette...that was an assholic move on his part...although he was possibly drunk when he did it.

Guess What, It is MAURY Povich, not MURRY

That is all...no actually it is not. I need to know why people still insist on calling that dude Murry. How do you look at Maury and get Murry? I'm just curious. Can you not read?

Hyperizing

This video is super awesome. I'm sorry. It simply is. Im also very angry this is a DJ Quik production. And you could tell too with that little bell at the end of every line. lol. Greatness.

King Curtis

This is the best WifeSwap EVER!!!!! Yes King Curtis. He needs his behind BEAT man!




My favorite phrases:

"...she be's sarcastic"

"...little high heels"

"i'll tell you something, bacon is good for me"

"im on team fun"

Eric Darius is Amazing

I forgot to mention it, but Eric Darius absolutly killed it at the Long Beach Jazz Festival. Everyone else (sans Norman Brown) was terrible in my honest opinion. But oh, Eric Darius is freaking amazing. Not to mention that he's hot. Just throwing that out there. His live version of "Just Like That" gave me chills. It was great. I so would go pay to see him again. And ya'll know I do not say that often.

Wait...Actual Coloreds?

Yesterday I wrote a little something about my love for the The Practice. I could only think that I liked it because it was realistic. But I really like it because they have black lawyers who act like black people! Love it. Rebecca and Eugene get it!

Adult Garanimals

I think they should make adult garanimals, especially for men. Just mix and match ish up...no?

Battle of the Legal Dramas/Dramadies

So basically, I've been watching pretty much all the legal drama's of lore and present and they make me giggle. I think by FAR, THe Practice is the most realistic of legal dramas out there. This show is super awesome. Can't stand Berluti though.

Then we have the Boston Legals...I love the show, but its not that realistic. No one wins that much and what kinda firm takes on cases like that?

Raising the Bar...hmmm, this is decent, but I cannot deal with the dialouge. It is so forced. I love Jane Kazmarek though.

Law & Order...come now. Need I say more. Too much unfair suprise to be real.

Drop Dead Diva...awesome show, terrible legal show. It's like please. That chick woulda been disbarred.

Also, sort of unrelated...someone please tell me what the deal is with Jami Floyd. I do not like her one bit. Now Ron Kuby...that's the dude.

Plastic Surgery Changes Your Race

Is it just me or is Faye Dunaway starting to look like a light-skinned black woman? Or at the very least a creole lady. I love how when people get so much plastic surgery they start changing races and ish.

This "Drake" character will always be Jimmy, or "Wheelchair Jimmy" to some. Yes he is all big now as Drake, but he shall always be, Jimmy from DeGrassi man. I don't care what anyone says.