Men= Doo Doo

And that is most serious.... except for my boyfriend of course. He does not = boo boo. Not at all. But I am pretty much convinced now that 95 percent of men are straight up and down dogs. I really and truly believe that men and women do not need to be together in the form of marraige. I think (and I am really serious, I am not just blathering right now) that men and women just need to form bonds sort of like marraiges of convinience, have children to promote the human race, and then be done. It would be different if like only 30 percent were dogs, but when it is 95 percent... it's basically like you are setting yourself up to be disappointed. Yes, I know that there are some trifling women out there too.... but no one can lie and say that men aren't the vast majority of trifling idiots.

Which brings me to a point... people want to know why I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and have no intentions of leaving him...even when I go to law school and could possibly meet a man who will make twice as much money as him. The reason is because I know that he is in the 5 percent of none dog men out there that will never cheat on my and never treat me anything less than a queen. He knows who he is, how he was raised and will not turn his back on it. His values and his moral character just won't allow him to do it. Yes.. he is still growing up (I don't want to say immature because he really isn't. He is just learning to know himself... just as I am) and there are rough patches sometimes, but we treat each other with respect.

To all self important men out there... here is a letter to you. Just because you make money does not give you the right to do whatever you want to do in relationships. If that is the case, then you need to grow a set of testicles and freaking leave the relationship. Do not drag a woman through that. Also, buying a woman things because you know you are treating her like ish does not make up for anything. You think that money gives you power and it doesn't . You are spineless and need to grown a spine and two more testees because you have none!

Yeah, so I am in the process of re-reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blod Prince (aka Book 6) and I am really starting to believe that this is just not a children's book. It stopped being a children's book after book 4, but I just don't see how they are going to do the movie of books 6 and 7 without them being rated R. I know the 4th one was rated PG-13, but in books 5 and 6 they are dealing with some pretty heavy stuff. I mean, I am pretty sure that little kids have NO idea what the stuff in the books 5 and 6 really mean. They were dealing with some pretty heavy stuff there.... Horcruxes though? I mean they are talking about splitting peoples souls by the act of killing and immortality and junk... what does a 2nd grader know about a soul? A better question is should they even be reading stuff like this?

Um, I am going to say the answer to that is no. Yes, the first three books were for children, but I really wouldn't want my kid reading this stuff. This is some adult stuff man... and what's funny about it, is I wish it could get even deeper but I know that it won't because it is technically a kids book.

Boo freaking hoo man.

Tell Me Why You Hate The Game?

I love this song... it is great... even though it is technically The Game's song, it just oozes Nas and straight East Coast fierceness. By the way, I met Marsha, the chick that sings on it my freshman year at MD. Enough blabbing

My Mother the Hero

The way my mother is able to talk me down is completely beyond me.... I mean seriously. No, I wasn't on any ledge or anything like that.... but the way she can calm me down is nothing other than miraculous. I mean seriously. I was having sort of an identity/is going to law school going to turn me into a blood sucking horrible person crisis. She sat there and listened to me while I went on about how I didn't want to change into what people want me to be, and how my extremely Type B personality probably will be the death of my law career. After I was done with my monologue... she somehow assured me this wouldn't happen and said all of this good stuff that is not necessary to type... but it somehow made me feel better. I think just knowing that she will be there for me if I do somehow fail makes it all better.... although I don't think I will.

She even said that I don't need a studio... I need a one bedroom because I will probably have a breakdown and she will need to come and console me. OOOOh, isn't she just the sweetest? I mean seriously.

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Camera Etiquette

Oh my goodness.... what the hell was up with that white girl in the audience while Sanjaya was singing? I mean seriously, was it that serious? Why was she crying and snotting on herself while SANJAYA was singing? Does she not now that it is not advisable to have a crush on a gay man.... your love will be forever unrequited.

Note: also, don't cry and snot while the camera is on you! I don't wanna see it running down your nose.

VH1's Charm School... Really though?

WTF are they thinking with this show? I mean, do they get some sort of prize at the end or something? At least with Flavor of Love and I Love New York, they were fighting for something (but I really wouldn't call either of them a prize), but Charm School? Really? Do you think America is that sick that they would actually watch that show? I mean seriously, it is a whole bunch of classless females yelling and probably shaking their butts and junk at each other, which going to Mo'Nique's Charm School. And who is Monique to give someone some advice on how to be a lady with her potty mouth.

And on another note... why are these chicks doing this show? At least when it was FOL, they could hope that Flavor Flav could bolster their careers, but that happened to no one, at least in a positive way. All those girls are known for it is being trash... and yes I said it, straight up and down trash. You will never be an actress when you've acted such a fool on TV... sorry girl it just ain't gonna happen.

I mean, they could come up with something better than the whole concept of Charm School. It woulda been a more viable attempt to do it Real World or Bad Girls Club style, where they are just chronicling them living together.... but an elimination game. They obviously have no lives....

You've Got Mail

Wow... this movie oddly resembles August 2006-January 2007 of my life... it is sooo not even funny. I had never seen this movie before, but it is like a carbon copy of six months of my life. Except it wasn't email, it was AIM... and I really do know the dude... I didn't meet him in a chat room (but AIM was basically the only way I talked to him because we live 3,000 miles away). The scene where they were trying to show the excitement that they both got from the "You've Got Mail" alert was the same excitement I used to get from that bloop/bleep that comes up when you get a new IM. Yeah, but I didn't end up with dude and he didn't put me out of business.

Last Random Post of the Day

Yeah, I am extra bored here at work today and it is not cool. Anyway, I just remembered something I meant to write about a couple of days ago. Like I was saying, I have BET Jazz and sometimes they play extra old videos. So a couple of days ago, I came across a Kid N Play video, "Ain't Gon Hurt Nobody" which is from the movie, "House Party2". So I was watching the video and then all of a sudden I wanted to see the movie. I looked on my TV... and oddly enough it was coming on the next day... so I watch it... and yeah. All I have to say is that Play was so grimy it's not even funny. He just looked straight gross, and the fact that he was just straight lecherous did not help either. I mean seriously. And he thought he was mad sexy... he just looked like he had like 5 strains of HPV mixed up with some gonorrhea. Seriously though..... very boo


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A Little Bit Mo, A Little Bit Mo

Yes yes yes, this song became hot from that Target commercial... but it still is quite a hot song. Why do people know it as the Target Song now though? At the beginning he kinda sounds like Andre 3000, no? With the falsetto singing? Well I think so. Anyhoo, is Jamie Lidell from his Multiply CD. I have actually heard this CD around this time last year actually, and I remember only liking like three songs on the CD, namely, Multiply and When I Come Back Around and another but I don't even remember this song. LOL. Maybe I just had to hear it on TV or something, but it is quite hot...

It's kinda wierd that he doesn't have more play in the US... he be getting it! I mean, I only heard of him because this girl was playing her iPOD at work one day and I was like... Oooh I like him!

I have no idea why, but he really reminds me of Remy Shand... maybe because they are both white dudes from England with a very souly feel, I don't know.

ILNY

So Tango is going to win. She has already been seen in public with both Chance and Real... so it can't be either of them. As much as this show is fake or whatever... I am sooo glad to see that Chance and now Real is not going too win the show. I mean seriously... they have personalities of 5th graders and it is hard to watch... but apparently, that's what NY wants. Tango does be acting like a little vigine (no spelling error...it was from Borat) sometimes, but he seems like the only real man that was there in the first place.

Another question, why do people say NY is so ugly... no she can take some HORRIBLE pictures... but when she's on camera... and has on some makeup, but not the drag queen ish... she looks cool to me. But I don't know... maybe it is just me. AND, in that opening scene, Tango's body did not look bad in those boxer briefs... People wanna say he has a beer gut and man boobs... well kinda, but the bottom half looked OK. DANG!

Um, You're A Loser.... Thanks

You know, I was just watching MTV (there is nothing on TV, cut me some slack... gaa) and at the end of every show, they play like a 60 second clip of a video. Now, I just saw this one video... I don't know what the title of it is, but it is the song that goes, "through some d's on it". Wait, I believe that is the title of the song. So the clip that I saw was dude standing in a crowded intersection (I think) rapping about how he just bought a Cadillac and he was now ready to put some "d's" on them. By the way, I think d's are rims, never heard this word before, but the kept showing rims, so I am going to assume that d's are rims. Anyway, I've digressed... the video was just ridiculous... so dude is rapping in this crowded intersection with cars driving around them and chicks on the roof and all that junk.

So HERE is the part that confused me... during the video, dude is singing and then they are showing like montage clips of I guess people where he is from or whatever. There was this one scrawny dude with no shirt on and he was just staring into the camera like he was proud and junk. And when I say scrawny, I don't mean emaciated looking, I mean like dude thought he was swole but he just really wasn't. And then they kept shooting all of these houses that looked just tore down and everything. And people were in front of them with all of these expensive cars. I mean WTF??? Be Real with your life guy, be real. You are living in squalor like conditions yet you have a car that probably could buy you a house. I mean it is absolutely ridiculous. Just like hella proud! Standing in front of these houses that looked like shacks with 100,000 worth of car on the lawn. Give me a GD break. Now, there is nothing wrong with a video that shows the conditions of poverty such as that, "Po' Folks" video that showed the typical life of a rural Mississippian (I believe). Nothing wrong with that because they don't have the means to do better and the video was showing that part of life to people that don't usually come in contact with that sort of thing. But that video... just made no damn sense.

Conclusion: Take your D's off your car and throw some of that obviously D money on your GD house, how about that.

Krazor and Krazy

Is James Brown saying that he doesn't know Karate but he knows Krazy or Karazor? I am very confused.

BBD... A Little Late On This Here

I think I am a bit late on this, but BBD had some kind of thing for underage girls... it's mentioned in like two songs! Not even in a covert way.... but straight up and down admitting it!

I am sure everyone knows the song, "Do Me"... and have sang the lyrics to it proud and everything. Why do these fools say

backstage...underage...adolescent, how you doin? Fine she replied and I
sighed I like to do the wild thing....

So basically Do Me came out in 1990, which means that they were 22-23 at this time and they were talking about some adolescents. I would slap myself if I ever thought inappropriate songs about some teenagers.

BUT WAIT! There's MORE! There's a song called Lovely on their album Hootie Mack and it is talking about a crush on a 16 year old.... but I guess they are saved cuz one of the lyrics says to call them when the chick turns 18.... um yeah WOW.

And one of the members, I won't say his name, married some girl 15 years his junior. I know it doesn't matter when both parties are over 18, but still.

By the way, the members of BBD/New Addition are almost 40!!!!! Time flies.

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Tyra, I Am NOT Impressed

First, is Tyra Banks trying to be the next Oprah? I mean seriously though, with the TV show and everything. Yes, Oprah is a giving person blah blah blah... but she is also quite possibly the most self-obsessed person I've seen in a while. Yes Yes, people might say that she gives selflessly and all this junk, but there is no way that someone can say that Oprah is not full of herself. And how did I get on Oprah, this was supposed to be on Tyra. Anyway, the point of even mentioning Oprah was to compare how they act. Tyra is starting to get really full of herself. As said on VH1's, Best Week Ever, to celebrate black history month, Tyra did a recreation of her very first "Sport's Illustrated" cover. WTF??? Are you serious? And she is always talking about herself man, it is not even cool.

And then on the first episode of ANTM cycle 8 (dang, that's a lot of cycle's huh), she did this weird kinda stepping routing at the beginning and it was really just weird man. But the title of the post refers to the girls (and yes I can say girls because the oldest contestant is 24) she picked. They look like every other girl that's walking on the street. There is no one that screams gorgeous to me... There are no YaYa's or no even Joanie's... they are all just so plain. Here is my two cents:

Dionne: Not really impressed by here... she looks like chicks that went to my high school. Doesn't seem to be too personable either.
Brittany: She looks like she is from some country in the former Soviet Union... very strong features... I don't think she's cute, but I think others may.
Whitney: One of the two plus sized models and by far my favorite. She is cute... not necessarily pretty, but she seems to have a good personality and is comfortable with her body. I want her to win, but she's not.
Renee: She needs to be gone now. She complains too much, I mean seriously. She does have pretty eyes, I will give her that, but still, she is plain.
Felicia: I am not feeling her, mainly because I feel she is straight up and down video chick. You can be pretty and not look slutty/trashy and to me, she carries herself both slutty AND trashy.
Jaslene: OK, when I first went on the ANTM8 website, I was convinced she was a transgendered person. And that is no joke. She has EXTREMELY strong features, but I predict they are going to say she looks too hard and eliminate her early. OK, I know she's a girl NOW.
Natasha: I do not like her at all, not her personality or her look... once again, she looks a bit too hard for me.
Cassandra: As the oldest, she seems like the most mature, which makes me like her. I don't think she has enough personality and will soon go. Although I think she has an interesting look, but she will have to position herself right, because her nose is a bit large.
Diana: The other plus sized model. I actually like her. She has an interesting look, but moreover, she seems comfortable in her body.
Jael: I can't decide if I like her or not. In fact, she reminds me a bit of Jade from ANTM6 in looks and kinda in personality. I think I like her though.
Samantha: BORING. Don't even have anything to say, except her chin bothers me.
Sarah: BORING. I don't care about your photography.

EARTHQUAKE

There was another earthquake.... I am so not feeling this man... SOOO not. a 4.2 magnitude centered in Layfayette..... this is just not the business

American Idol: 2/28

Once again, I must say that this competition simply is not fair. The white chicks are getting blown away by the black chicks man. Very cool, but it is so obvious it is almost embarrassing... my take on the issue. Oh yeah, and if I can't remember what song you sang, you OBVIOUSLY wasn't good.

Alaina Alexander: Some song. I don't even remember what this chick sang. Oh yeah, a Dixie Chick song. Boo
Antonella Barba: Some song. Better but it still sucked. And those pictures were inappropriate man.
Gina Glocksen: Some song I don't remember the name. It was pretty good, but she let the backup singer hit the note that that song is known for. And why does she have like no control over her right eye man!
Haley Scarnato:Some Whitney song. She was one hundred percent better than she was last week. Actually, it did sound pretty good to me. She performed it well. But when Simon made the comment about mostly backup singers, I realized that's why it sounded good.
Jordin Sparks: Reflection. I didn't particularly like this song, but she did OK with it... the crying was a bit much though.
LaKisha Jones: Midnight Train to Georgia. She was OK yesterday, but it wasn't what it was last week. The weave and the mini-skirt and the makeup were as Simon said... DISTRACTING.
Leslie Hunt: Some song. I don't even remember what she sang, BUT her outfit was not cute adn she looks old. Oh yeah, she tried to scat and my friend said it sounds like when someone is seizing but still trying to talk! LOL!
Melinda Doolittle: My Funny Valentine. OK, she completely blew this song out of the park! After the show went over, I watched her performance like three times, there was just no fault. The judges couldn't find any fault, it was just great. She is embarrassing these girls man! Embarrassment. BUT because she isn't the cutest, she isn't going to win. BUT this performance will get her recognized for sure.
Sabrina Sloan: Some Whitney song. I don't really remember this performance but I do know she was pitchy, but it was aight.
Stephanie Edwards: Dangerously In Love. Am I the only person that didn't like this song? Maybe because I don't like Beyonce and she sang it almost verbatim... but whatever. Her dress matched her skin which matched her hair...I did not like this at all though. Just way to much screaming. Still, she was better than many of the others.