Musings of a Bored Person

Bartender: Ok, I really don't understand the phenomenon that is T-Pain. He sings with a vocador... I think that is a pretty good sign that he cannot sing...end comments.

Freeway Collapse: So the freeway interchange of 80 to 580 kinda collapsed this morning. Is it me or does the bay area have an odd amount of structural issues... and odd structural issues at that. The Bay Bridge fell down and now a big ass gas tanker crashed and MELTED the interchange between the 80 and the 580. (why did the driver climb out, walk off the freeway, and caught a cab to Kaiser Oakland? that's kinda far... where was the ambulance?). Luckily no one got hurt and public transit (including BART) is free tomorrow. YAYAYAY! Wait a minute, I don't take BART anymore....gaa dog. But more on this driver.... He was driving a rig that was carrying close to 9,000 gallons of unleaded gasoline, hit the siderail... proceeded to flip over and probably slide a few meters. Then he climbed out of the truck with cuts and 2nd degree burns and began to walk away from the crash... down off the freeway to catch a cab to go to the hospital. For people who aren't familiar with this highway... it's high and the exits are kinda far apart. It's not like it is one of those freeways that has a frontage road right next to it with ample oppertunities to get off. But what's REALLY funny is I was so impressed with how this dude managed to get out the truck and blah blah, I started telling the story extra wrong. I said he walked all the way to Kaiser Oakland... which is kinda not true, but I was so excited I kinda forgot. Then my mom called me on it and I was a bit pink.

Fergie's Spelling: Is it really imperative that Fergie spells in every song that she makes? Is she that bad at writing that she has to put in some spelling exercises in every song as filler? I'm just trying to figure it out.

imeem comments: Why do people have to leave weird comments on imeem.com songs? I am so sorry but I don't care if that song is "yo shit"... I really don't care. Is it really necessary to use the profanities? I am just trying to figure it out. Or why when people type things out they have to spell them exactly like they sound? Ma does not mean my. Wait, here's another one... I don't even know what this is called, but I can't stand when people tYpE lIkE tHiS. It Is So AnNoYiNg...MaYbE iT iS jUsT mE.

Celebrity Fat Club: Yes I know that is not the proper name for it, but my boyfriend thought that was what it was called for the longest so know I just call it that. First off all I can say is, Um Yeah. What is wrong with Screech? He has some deep issues that he needs to deal with and real quick before someone jumps his dumb A. And why is Warren G. STILL sexy? Even as a chunky young middle aged man he could STILL get it. That swole upper lip ooooowee!! Da Brat scares me... but her hair always looks so pretty... I would like to steal her hair.

Went to a track meet this weekend and I am sooo glad I am done. The whole team is in a state of disarray and I am just glad to be done of it. Even though no one reads this, I won't post anything too incriminating because I don't want to be sued before I properly know how to defend myself.

H&M is the best store ever in life... except that section that sells the thin shirts in random ass colors.

End Rant.

Survivorman v. Man V. Wild

Yeah so I don't understand the show Survivorman. It makes absolutly no sense whatsoever. Why are you going to send some explorer man into random parts of the world and see if he survives. Well actually, I quite like the concept but where I have the issue is that they send this dude of to the middle of nowhere with like 100 pounds of survival equipment and tell him to survive. Wait wait, there's more. Then they will give him some supplies then give him requists on when he can use it and stuff.... yeah. Not getting it. I am pretty sure that if some dude was caught in the middle of the Alaskan Arctic, he would not have 100 pounds of equiptment with him and I am pretty sure that if he had a gun, he would use it to hunt, not just to fend off polar bears.

Which brings me to the point of the post, I absolutly LOVE Man v. Wild. It has the same concept as Survivor man but someone spent more than one hour thinking over the logisitics as to how the show should work. So the main character, Bear Grylls (who is not a bad looking person by the way) gets dropped in remote areas of the world where people often get lost due to hiking or skiing or things of that nature. According to where he is dropped, he will have a few items that most people in that situation would have. Then OTHER people film him in the situation, it is not up to him to carry around 100 pounds of equipment and try to fend off a King Cobra.

I just know I would slap someone if they told me I had to survive the wilderness and tape it too and narrate to people what I'm doing.... not so much the business.

Hawt

Prednisone=Devil

Um, yeah, Prednisone is the devil reincarnated in the form of a tiny pink pill. I mean seriously. I had to take some for five days to get my adenoids to stop swelling. So, the last week, I have been feeling all of these CRAZY things. I swear, my eyesight in one eye is going blurry, a weird headache, and I had serious gas all day on Wednesday and a whole heap of stuff. Absolutely ridiculous. I just can't believe they would prescribe this pill to people who are actually trying to feel better... I just don't get it.

Withdrawls

I am having serious dancehall withdrawls right now... it is bad. I was driving in my car and heard "Welcome to Jamrock"... yeah not one of my favorite songs... but still, just the beat and the way he was going over the beat brought me back. I just screamed and this dude looked over at me... I was embarrassed.

Deeper Still

So the new trend must be releasing music post-humously. Rick James has jumped on the bandwagon with the CD titled, "Deeper Still". The first single which is called "Deeper Still" as well, kinda gets it. LOL. I heard it on KBLX today and was like, "This sounds like Rick James, but it can't be"... it sounded to modern and he hadn't realised an album since 1997. Post-humous record releases must be what's up. Look what you've started Tupac. lol

Hawaiian Silky

Against my better judgement, I have watched the first two enstallments of Charm School and my goodness... I don't even know what to say. First off, dude... I have not seen so many chicks in one room that look like they do not smell fresh. I mean seriously, I am not trying to hate in anyway shape or form, but these chicks just look like they smell bad. And the weaves.... we all know Hottie AKA Shatar's weave is just wow... but all of the other weaves are terrible too... it hurts my feelings.

And why must they act like this? Seriously though... I think they think they are famous and people really like them. Dude, no one likes you, people are just laughing at you because you are absolutly shameful. And Pumpkin... why did she lift up her shirt to expose her cellulity behind. It scared me.... in fact scarred me for life actually. But that is neither here nor there.

The ONLY good thing about this show is Goldie and her commentary.... "nooks and crannies of her t*tties" HAHAHAHAH. Great.

VH1 knows what's up though.... nobody cares about "Storytellers" or whatever that show they used to have on. America likes mindless ish. Half of America is trying to be them, and the other half can't believe there really are people like that out there.

Anonymity Redux

So I am trying this being anonymous thing over again... I realized that if someone wanted to find me they really could.... I mean, not many people have taken the route I have the over the past four years. So, I deleted all entries that were a little to personal and changed the ole college name and stuff of that nature.

Here is where the kicker comes in, so I figure it is OK to say what law school I am going to.... because there are over 900 people in the law school... so yeah, unnamed Texas Law School it is. WOOOO HOOOO. So all you know is I am a black chick who is about to go to unnamed Texas Law School in the fall... but wait... that narrows it down to like a possible 40 people??? Ooops. Oh well.

Extra Crunchy

I think Lil Bow Wow (yeah I really can't call him Bow Wow... he's still all of 5 feet tall... let us be real) feels extra hella crunchy right about now. I mean seriously... His version of I'm A Flirt sucked so bad, R. Kelly decided he had to salvage it and make a remix 50x hotter with other people. I mean how much does that hurt your pride man? I didn't even know the song originated with him until like three weeks ago. That is just all kinds of sad.

I'm Done

Yeah, so I am done... that's just it. done.