MMMM...Snu Snu

That was the best futurama episode ever. Snu Snu though? Who comes up with those things?

Speaking of snu snu... I'm in Austin and my boyfriend isn't. Tear tear.

Specimen

Dude, I'm sorry... as much as I don't like Danny from SYTYCD... I must admit, he is a prime specimen if I've ever seen one. I mean seriously... did you SEE his freaking body while he was dancing muscles and ish just rippling. I guess being a track athlete I look at bodies a bit differently. Most people would look at his body and say he looks good... but me... I see a 400/400 hurdlers body there. I mean seriously, if he had any speed combined with his obvious strength, he would be a BEAST!

Also, I was really feeling Mia's piece but honestly, I think what made the piece what it was was the song. Imogen Heap is really amazing... but what's funny, I've never really liked any of her songs UNTIL I hear/see them interpreted through music.

Man v. Wild=Grossness

I had a post a while back where I proclaimed my love for Man v. Wild and all that is Bear Grylls. However, with this new season of Man v. Wild.... my feelings are changing. This show is kinda grossing me out.

In the first episode, Bear is in the desert and he's overheating so he decided to pee on shirt and wear it as a head cooler. Yeah, when this happened, it oddly enough didn't gross me out. However, I was LOST when dude peed in his canteen and drank that ish this season. Yeah I know he didn't want to die of thirst... but dang his pee. And why did they add all kinds of gulping sound effects?

And they've turned him into a raw meat eater too. Before, he used to find food and cook it... now Bear'll just find a rabbit or dear or something, slice him of a piece of meet and just go at it. Blood and ish all over his face.

Just wow.

WTF x978

Someone please tell me why everytime I go out with one of my friends.... let us call her Geanne, something always goes awry? Please let me know? This is going to be short and sweet. Went to a club with my friend and her friends. One of the dudes was mad drunk and wanted to go home. Geanne said she would take him home. On the way home, pass by a whole bunch of volatile Asian men and hear a gun shot. Keep driving... hear a second gun shot. I proceed to get under the dashboard (yeah you read that, I snatched that seatbelt off so fast and was under there in a quickness) Geanne screams "Ew dude threw up". I think she's talking about person that caught that bullet... no no... She's talking about the em-effer who is behind me. Threw up all over himself. I freak out and somehow hit her car shift into neutral and she starts screaming and ish and is yelling and me while....man it was just BAD. So then we get away from the shooting.... but then i hear all this gurgling and dude throws all kinds of up but this time all over hear cloth seats.

Some more happened but it's not important.

What I need to know is what would compel someone to drink so much that they get boo boo faced like that? Come ON!!!!!

The N

Yes yes...it is time that I step up on my soapbox once again and proclaim my love/hate relationship with the TV station known as "Noggin/The N".

A couple of years ago, when this channel first surfaced... I loved it mainly because of "DeGrassi...The Next Generation". Now they network has a myriad of shows about sex, drugs, and all kind of other ish. Yeah, what's the problem you may ask. The problem is that this network's demographics are pre-teens/teenagers with the occasional young adult such as myself. They aim this ish at teenagers which is not OK.

I don't so much have a problem with DeGrassi because honestly, most of the stuff they talk about on there is real and they don't so much focus on sex and drugs and drinking. Yes, they may have the occasional episode, but I believe it's necessary because it is a part of teenaged life. Now this new show called, "The Best Years" is not OK*. It's about this group of college students which reminds me of soft porn. Once again, this would not be a problem but it is right after Degrassi... so people are naturally going to watch it. Honestly, that show on MTV like 8 years ago called "Undressed" had more dignity than this show... it called itself what it was... lightweight porn for teens (and it was on at 11... a more appropriate time, not 8 damn 30).

And what, there was this commercial on last week (didn't see it on this week so I think some one may have complained and they took it off) where there's this dude from Degrassi who gets out of the car and then this girl from "South of Nowhere" tongues him down and then he turns around and this girl from "Best Years" tongues him down as well and then all three of them head down to the dance floor and proceed to bump each ways reminiscent of sex with dude in the middle (yeah I think they were supposed to be dancing but they were just all off beat and ish, it looked awful).

It just seems to me that that young teen generation is about nothing but sex. Yes, it has always been prevalent but just broadcasting it seems really weird to me. The N's tagline is, "It goes there"... but seriously, The Best Years is just dumb.

And no I'm not just talking out of my ass because I do watch DeGrassi... faithfully, but then again I am 23 and have been watching it since Junior year of high school when they were in middle school and the only thing they had to worry about was looking up porn on the computer (great episode by the way).

I'm not exactly sure how to feel about "South of Nowhere". The two black guys in it are cute, so I can't really complain.

All and all... the N lost a couple of points with me for "Best Years". Yeah, I'm sure all of the pre-pubescent horny teens love it, but come ON now. Be real man... be freaking rea.


* Not to mention COMPLETELY inaccurate. A freshman would never be a captain of a college basketball team regardless of how good they are. If dude is such a star, he would NOT be sharing a dorm room with "regular" people. And why are those people always hanging out at that bar? Hello... underage drinking much?

Piles

Who the hell is this Piles person? Just extra grimey with no rhyming skills. How did you get a record deal anyway? I was watching Making the Band 4 and when that went off, they did that little music preview thing and he has some song out with him and T-Pain. It was just ew. There was this part when this chick is bending over the sink and cleaning and he sneaks up to her and grabs her from her behind. Why did they chick even look slightly disgusted when she turned around. I think she was supposed to look surprised maybe.... she looked mad disgusted. lol. great.

My How You've Grown

OK, so I just got back from seeing "Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix" and all I have to say it.....grrrrreat. How dare unnamed news paper give it a 2.5 stars. What the freak ever. I will write more on this when I am a bit more coherent. What I will say is it is amazing to see how the actors have grown up. Rupert Grint aka Ron has grown into quite a handsome young man in a wierd/off kinda way. How dare he be kinda built. Seamus' jawline was a bit manly...thus majorly disturbing. Neville wanted to get all tall and ish. Harry, still short as ever, but the face was totally different...not the young chubby face we are used to...

Very wow. At least Hermione looked the same.

Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald...

...are quite possibly the best "blue eyed soul" artists out there (yeah, I'm pretty sure that neither of them have blue eyes, but that is neither here nor there).



And they are live... no voice modification or NOTHING. Straight up pure talent.

Breakdown O' The Year

Rock's breakdown on Hell's Kitchen was possibly one of the best documented mental breakdowns ever in life. I had to watch it twice it was so good. WHAT IS SO ORIGINAL ABOUT SOME CRAB AND LOBSTER BISQUE!!!!!! lol

That is all.

Actually no it isn't... why did the girl that got eliminated look like that? She look like Corpse Bride or something. I think she probably got so stressed she stopped eating herself.


NOW that is all.

Charm School Reunion

First, let me say that as much as I like Monique and as much as I believe that she is a genuine person... I do believe she was putting on just a little bit. Second, WTF is wrong with these girls? I mean seriously... I saw no change in any of them except Saaphyri and Leiline... Saaphyri wanted that money so bad she figured she had to change. Let's go down the list:

Toastie: Uh did she even say anything?

Brooke: Can you say looney? I mean she is seriously a disgrace to women everywhere. I hope she doesn't think she's classy because that was the trashiest ish I have ever seen in my life. And why was she looking all hateful when they gave Leiline 10,000 dollars? I mean I know she didn't think she was going to get it after the way she acted... it's called Charm School for a reason...

Courtney: How dumb can you be? How is someone going to give you a entertainment deal and then you make a joke about them? Dumbest thing ever in life.

Saaphyri: Weave was much better than the finale. I actually think she did change, but stayed who she is at the core which is a good thing. I don't care what

Larissa: Ole fake @$$ New York. No, she can't even be classified as a New York because New York's whole villain persona is an act. Larissa is just straight up like that... like she's entitled to something. Sit down and learn how to talk... thanks. And I'm mad that her mom was backing the way that she was acting up. Not even OK.

Shay: Yeah... I still don't like her. I don't care. And I hate to say this, but I agree with Larissa, Shay was trying to act like she had nothing to do with the picture incident. Come on NOW.

Becky: She's funny. No, I'm still not laughing with her... I'm laughing AT her.

Shatar: Simply tripping... she really is in another world....Disney quite possibly.

Another Again

This song by John Legend is just wow... I had never really listened to the words, but the words are wow. They make me tear up just listening to them because the words are so real.

"She's not the best but she's all that I know"?? My goodness if that doesn't just tear at your heart.

I have no earthly idea why I've been so emotional this past week... actually I do, but that's neither here nor there.

Wait wait, there's more... how about Mellosmooth... I just relistened to that after a couple of years and oh my gracious if that doesn't make you feel good... there is something wrong with your inner plumbing.

The truth in The Truth About Cats and Dogs

So I first saw this movie when it came out (on HBO of course) and I liked it, I thought I was cute. Yeah, I was in like 7th grade and really didn't understand that this movie has sooo much truth in it. I was watching last night and even though it was a comedy I was moved by it. Probably because the main character reminded me of myself in sooooo many ways. Low self-esteem is a biotch.. seriously though.

But my absolute favorite part of the movie... can anyone guess? The part where they were talking on the phone all night (sans the phone relations part). She was fully able to be herself without holding back because dude couldnt see what she looked like. It's so sad because I feel like that at times...not because I don't think Im attractive, but because I'm not what society tells people is attractive so sometimes that gets drilled into my head. But anyway... that part just really kind touched me.

Other than that, the movie kinda irked me cuz dude was wierd.

Making the Band 4: 07/03/07

Is it just me, or do shows that feature men do better than shows that feature women? Ok I guess it is just me because I am watching this show simply because they are dudes... not because there are any cute guys because there aren't, but because there is bound to be less drama.

So far, there are some guys who can sing (D'Angelo) and then there are some guys that think that doing a couple of runs with vibrato means you can sing (most of the other guys). Guess what, it doesn't. I makes you look awful.

And someone PLEASE tell me why everytime Puffy (I refuse to call him Diddy... you started out as Puffy, Imma call you Puffy) walks in, they do this dramatic slow down ish? You are not that special. You cheated on your wife while she was 2 4 month olds at home with one THE trashiest looking female member of "your band" like 5 months after you proclaimed in Essence that you were a changed man? You are ish dude. But whatever... main point being, the slowing down ish is not necessary and extremely egotistical because we know he be in on the editing part telling them to do this because I know no one else did that ish but him. Egotistical bastard.

But I like your show, not because it's yours though...

Charm School Finale

Was anybody other than me surprised by the finale of Charm School? They were all crying and snotting... I actually think this show turned into something other than trying to get on TV for some of the girls. I was surprised. I mean all of them were snotting and carrying on. For a slight moment, they left me with a some warm feelings inside... but then I was like HOLD UP. This is Charm School, it's not even that serious.

I was happy Shay was not in the running. She wanted to act like the picture scandal was not her fault and she was all upset because they "turned on her". Trick you were acting like the third biggest b-word in that house (next to Larissa and Brooke) let's be real with out lives. You got what you deserved.

I am not sure what to think about the ending though. Yes Saaphyri deserved and needed the money and for that I am happy she won. BUT, based on what the show was supposed to be about, Leiline shoulda won. To me, Leiline definatly grew the most out of everyone. But then again, Saaphyri didn't have a home and stuff and they were trying to help her out... but I still feel like she didn't change at all.

All in all, I take back everything I said about this show before I watched it. It actually did have a good premise and turned out to be much better than Flavor of Love because it wasn't focused on shaking the goodies. However, I think Monique started feeling herself a little bit too much in that headmistress role. I think she really started believing that mess.

How You Gon' Rip It Like THIS Son??????

How you gonna rip it like this son?! How you gonna rip it like that son! I don't play that, because it's action. I'm talking bah bah bah Cause I'm black son. I'm the black sheep, the real black sheep! Dood-le dood-le doodle-doo. Talkin bout ungh! (proceeds to do the Kid N Play with himself)
- Dave Chappelle

How can you NOT be a fan of someone that writes that? I mean seriously?

I have also come to the conclusion that the second season of Chappelle's Show was indeed better than the first season. The first season was good much in the same way Shrek was good. You've never seen anything like it so you are going to be enthralled by it. However, the second had better content.

Spaghetti Spaghetti, rippin it up, rippin it up....that is all