Top 5 Family Guy Quotes to Date

OK, so I'm studying and I came up with my top five funniest lines from Family Guy (they may not be verbatim as I am remembering them off my head:

5. How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off. -Stewie
4. Hi there, how would you like to go black and then have to make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to back? - Cleveland
3. Excuse me, is your refridgerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homa-sexually. -Peter
2. Jim Henson took a "wait and see" approach and now we have wrong sounding muppets... -Brian
1. Uh, yes, I'd like 3000 chicken fa-ji-tas. -Peter

I just got some GOOD laughs in right now....yesss!