Momma's Boys

This show is actually pretty good. Its kinda funny. But the point of this is that I am really mad they chose an unattractive dude to be a Momma's Boy... I'm just saying. I don't even know what the bleep his name is... but he is that out of shape chonkey one. I mean... he is awful to look at. Why would someone be competing for him?

I wonder if any of the girls even find him attractive. The other two, yeah maybe, but that one... oh gosh. Every time he gets on the tv, I get disgusted. Croocked mouth having self. Oh his name is Robbie, they just said it.

And what do these black girls think they are doing? Have you learned nothing from The Bachelor and Rock of Love? Black girls do not get far. Let us be real.

Just saying...still like the show though.

From G's To Gents

Yeah, this was just a show on MTV... but it was a good show. Well at least the last 4 episodes were. I mean seriously. I think it showed some serious issues that happen within the black community (yeah I know there were others on the show, but thats not what im talking about).

Especially Creepa. OK I'm not trying to have a defamation suit on my hands or anything of the like...but it was obvious to be that Creepa's mom had some "issues". Imm say issues, but we all know what was good with her. Anyway, so dudes dad was killed when he was young, so Creepa had to be the "man of the house". Now this happens in a lot of single mother/lower income households. The eldest boy is expected to take the roll of the father and fulfil everything that the father is supposed to do. The mom tells the boy, you need to step up and do what you need to do to take care of your family....

So OK, you have like a 12 year old boy, that doesnt even have an 8th grade education yet. What can he possibly do to take care of his family...run the streets. The mom doesnt care that her son is out there with the filth and grime of life... she is concerned that she gets money to "feed the family". It's just sooooo sad. Dude was in HVAC school and he had to cash in his financial aid because he was supporing 8 people yo! Come on now.

I wonder how much of that 100,000 he gave to his mom?

And Another One

As it is painfully obvious, I am in love with family guy. Here's another great clip for you.



I mean seriously. Yes, family guy is kinda stupid and gross and they curse, but I feel there are more gems than faults...

Are Blacks Getting A New Role On Reality TV Shows?

Something happened in reality tv this week that has NEVER happened before (well unless it was a joke). The number of black housemates outnumbered the number of white castmates on The Real World. WHAT????!!!! Crazyness. Do I think that this "accomplishment" is a bit muted because one of the black guys walked in with a stupid behind shirt talking about "Sorry, I only date blond girls" (with your punk ass.... he's not even cute).

Anyway, I mean can you BELIEVE it? 4 blacks and 3 whites? I didn't think this was even allowed. And beside the stupid punk that walked in with that shirt... they don't seem like total sell outs. TOTALLY am happy about this.

Another thing, on SYTYCD... I stated yesterday that the black people were representing! They have 6 out of 20 this year which is a good percentage being that usually its about 2 out of 20. Anyway, so on the group performance today... they featured the black dancers... which they NEVER do (except that one Mia Michael's piece that I LOVE that featured Danny). Yes, it was a hip hop dance, but I'm just like OH SHIZOOT, are we getting some airplay son? QUAT!?


And even more random (not this next thing does not match)... but Michelle Obama put it down on the view. This chick is my freaking idol. And let us not call her "Michelle Oballbuster"... she just puts it down. That's all. And her outfit was banging too... sans her hair, which I am not sure what she was doing with that.

Oh man! I love (educated and well-doing) black people! And let me put this disclaimer. I am not nor have I ever been nor will I ever be anti-white. I am just SUPER PRO-BLACK! YAY!

Maybe I feel all this black love because of Juneteenth? Who knows WHERE this is coming from

I Like To Dream...

...yes yes, right between the sound machine.

What the bleep does that even mean? I think it is obvious that "Magic Carpet Ride" was written while these people were high. I mean just listen to the lyrics. It makes absolutly no sense. Sorry, it doesn't. Its a hot song though.

And speaking of liking to dream... I wanna be a latin ballroom dancer. Well I don't wanna be LATIN, but I want to learn to do the latin ballroom dances. BAM!

The Hill's Raised My Pressure

Oh my gosh, this show really irritates me. Yes, I watch it every Monday, but it sill irritates and somewhat disgusts me.

#1... trust fund-esque people need to be slapped

#2 Heidi is so dumb, its one thing that she got back together with Spencer, but how do you just blow an opportunity like that? She just killed all of her business equity. You just do not do that. That was a little kid move

#3... They acted so much better on Laguna Beach... well actually, I think just Whitney and Spencer's sister are awful and it just kills everything.

#4 Lauren is kinda dumb, I'm just saying. I don't understand why everything in her life is so dramatic.

With all that said, I still like the show. And what? Say something about it

Like A Mexican Princess On Fire...

As said by Tanisha on Bad Girls Club. Yes, Darlen is a beast though. Seriously. Super gangsTER with it. Did you see how she jumped over that couch and took that girl down by the head??? I had to watch it like 4 times... it was sweet.

RESPE Respect Me!

As said by Khia on Miss Rap Supreme... first of all, what happened to the C and T... just trying to figure it out

And she said it like that ish was hot... I was embarrased for her.

Miss Rap Supreme

So I'm watching vh1's Ms. Rap Supreme and I feel like the first episode might just be the best. I mean I was cracking up for the first 10 minutes, then it went downhill from there.... but my favorite lines...

"I'm in the paint tryna strangle a bitch..."- Hedonis da Amazon

Yeah it might not seem that funny but you HAVE to see it... she was hella scary with it which was why that ish was so funny.


"While you was throwing change I make it rain a million dollas. I know I'm not jewish but I still love me some Challah!!!!"

Someone needs to explain what Khia is doing on there? She was straight garbage, just like she was in 8th grade. Come on now son. Go home.

Copycat

Is it just me, or does the music from those Proactive commercials sound an awful like Bruce Hornsby's, "The Way It Is"? I'm just saying, like the breakdown in the song sounds exactly like the commercials. They coulda done a better job trying to hide the differences.

Speaking of that song... that is one of the best piano breakdowns like ever. The notes aren't complicated or anything... it just goes so well with the music.

I Don't Fight Fair... I Use Weapons Hookuh!!!!

That is the best quote I have heard in a long time seriously. That comes from Hannah on Bad Girls Club... here are some other choice quotes from that special special show...

"I'm from Connecticut, I need something conservative" (a stripper/porn star when buying lingerie)

"Let here come to Brooklyn... they'd eff'a up... yeah they'd eff'a up... yeah they'd eff'a... yeah they'd eff'a up" - Hanna and Tanisha

"Pop off son... POP OFF!" - Tanesha

"You're fat and you're sloppy and you're mopey and you're dopey" - Naveen

"You're not going to see my birth canal all over youtube." - Naveen

American Idol 3/18

OK I'm sorry I like Amanda Overmeyer. I don't care if I didn't understand but 5 words of her song. I still like her. She does this wierd leg kick thing that's kinda funny. And why did she just say, "I figures".

Kristy Lee Cook needs to be gone... how bout it?

David Archuleta is a good singer yes, he bores me though.

Brooke White... I honestly like her. She seems nice and her voice is cool though. Why does she never stand up though? She is always sitting on something... although she did stand up today. She is an awful dancer.

I enjoyed David Cook as well. I like the gruffiness of his voice. Although I seem like David Cook and Michael Johns might be the same person.

I actually liked Carley Smithson tonight. I usually don't like her... but I liked the deep voice thing. Enjoyed.

Syesha kinda irritates me. Not sure why. I didn't enjoy the soprano range.

Did Chikezie really get up on the stage and play the harmonica? And I'm sorry, I didn't enjoy him. I usually do, but this country thing... wasn't hot to me. In the least. I agree with Randy... it was strange.

Ramiele...what to say. She has a good voice, but I am never impressed.

All in all... American Idol sucks seriously this time around.

Stop the Hate!!!

OK, I just want to say right now... people... do not hate on Kristie Yamaguchi. She killed it today. I mean straight up killed it. And I know people are going to hate on her talking about, "She's an ice skater, she has an advantage". Yeah, probably so in Ballroom, but I guarantee it is not going to be as easy for he in the Latin dances first of all. Also, yeah maybe I'm just sensitive because when I was like in second and third grade I wanted to BE Kristie Yamaguchi. I mean for real, she was like my idol. Anyway, I'm glad she's back. Go Kristie!

Presilla Pressily was getting it too. I mean she's 62... most 62 year olds can't even walk and she's up here doing the death spiral? What!

I was impressed by Marlee Matlin as well. Not because she is hearing impaired but because she actually did pretty good. Although I feel like Dancing with the Stars might be starting to typecast. Yes I know all of the people want to do it, but they always have the black athlete, the pretty girl, the old person, and now they are starting to have the disabled person. They are starting to cast.

All in all, Dancing with the Stars might be in for a good season.

Oh yes.. Tony Dovolani is the new Maksim. And Louis Van Amstal is back, YEAH!

Musings of a Reality TV Junkie 3/17

Dancing With The Stars

So the first night... I was highly unimpressed except for Mario's pelvic grind/thrust thing... that was very impressive. All of the rest were gosh awful. And Adam Corolla was all kinds of awful and then had an attitude because he got a 15. Come now. And what is up with the Samantha announcer lady. I mean, they know that she cannot speak well so why is she doing a "live" TV show? I mean really. She blabbered a couple of incoherent sentence fragments tonight... it makes for good TV though

Flavor of Love

Highly confused about Flavor of Love 3. Yes, I still watch this show and I am not sure why. This show is a hot mess. I mean for real. Message to Flav, there is something called hearsay that you need to learn about. I am not going to teach you about the legal version... I'll just give you the layman's definition. Information that was not received from the person who actually said the information is held as inadmissible evidence because it is not reliable. People can change the story on purpose or on accident... On the last two episodes, he has taken the word of one person over the other without even really asking all that he could to find out the truth. On this episode, Miami (I don't know the ridiculous way he spelled it) was not lying and he put her through all that ish giving her an "immunity clock". I mean come on, she was being honest and you just assumed she was lying. WTF? You suck Flav. And now you have a bunch of chicken-heads up in there...my goodness

And I can't tell if I like the twins... I am going with no...simply because they don't speak very well. Their verbiage never agrees and it is quite distracting. Also, I'm not sure why they always have to say the same thing. It is quite annoying

Making the Band

I am ashamed to say that I might like Danity Kane. They seem like they would be really cool people, well all except Aubrey. But those dudes are another story. The suck... every note does not have to sound like you are constipated (Brian)... honestly. And they all have that ridiculous black man Alpha dog syndrome. It's called take a back seat because you aren't as good as you think you are... I'm just saying.

Diddy killed the whole "bitchassness" thing. Like for real. It was funny the one time he used it in context with Robert, but he uses it in every episode and even made T-Shirts? You totally killed it. It's over now. Thanks.

Rock of Love

Oh my, if I was anyone of those chicks at the end of Sunday's episode, I would have quit the show right then. I mean honestly. You get rid of this crazy chick and then just walk out on the other girls without a goodbye. Yeah yeah its a TV show, but I mean just for that reason I would have walked out. You are not going to just up and disrespect/embarrass me like that. And those chicks just walked off like stray puppies... naw son. Would not go down like that. Lo Siento patna.

That's Amore

Yeah, um that dude is the sloppiest kisser I have ever seen. There is no cause for his bottom lip to have touched ole girls chin. I'm just saying.

The Flavor of New York????

Yeah, I am pretty sure that I am not the first to say this but "I Love New York" is the most unoriginal show I have ever seen in my life. If a few of the guys on that show weren't so fine, I would not watch it. The writers and producers of the show obviously were taken from the Flavor of Love because it is so similar. They even have New York trying to act like Flavor Flav. For instance, when she was trying to console whiteboy, she was talking in the slow, deeper "kind and caring" voice that Flavor Flav used when he was trying to be deep. They have her conducting the elimination ceremony the same. Everything is the same man.

That being said, I can't stop watching it because of the guys. Number one, four of them are absolutely FINE. OK. FINE. Chance, Tango, Real, and Onix could all get it OK. Seriously. Chance, even though he has that big ass gap in his teeth, is really cute. Even though he is a wanna be thug, he dresses nicely. Not too much sag, but just enough to let em know. And he had a nice body for a twiggy person. Tango, yeah I don't even know where to start. But it is definitely a battle of the finest between him and Chance. Tango has BODY, just straight body, and a nice smile. And his color is nice, not too light but not T-Weed style or anything. The only reason why Tango is not first on the hotness list is because I saw this picture of him on myspace and he was in a pose where it looked like he had cleave. Men are not supposed to have cleave, I mean muscles are nice, but when it looks like you have straight cleave, there is a problem. Real gets it with the hair. Yes, it is a bit disconcerting that his hair is nicer than most females, but it is just so pretty. And his facial hair is kinda nice too. He also just seems like a genuinely cool guy who lives a chill lifestyle. Finally Onix. He has a better body than Tango as far as I'm concerned because he has pecs, but they don't look like cleavage. The only reason why he is at the bottom of the list is because he seems like he has no personality.

And Number two, I am convinced a number of them are gay. T-Weed, Wood, 12 pack, and possibly Heat. T-Weed was so obvious to me... and I am sorry this seems politically incorrect but, the way he drags out his words is very homosexual to me. Wood posed nude on gay websites, need I say more. And 12 Pack and Heat are gay with each other, end of story.

PS. Why she get rid of Bones though? He is probably the best overall guy there. Young educated Christian brother. I guess the good guys don't win. The majority (not me!!) of black women don't want the nice/good guys, they want the thugs. How do you eliminate someone because they are "too nice"? And Pootie was kinda cute, but the skydive down the stairs and subsequent eight year old squeal lost him all potential points.

And why doesn't whiteboy shave... he has those nasty looking patches of hair all on the side of his face and his neck. Very ew.