Musings of a Bored Person

Bartender: Ok, I really don't understand the phenomenon that is T-Pain. He sings with a vocador... I think that is a pretty good sign that he cannot sing...end comments.

Freeway Collapse: So the freeway interchange of 80 to 580 kinda collapsed this morning. Is it me or does the bay area have an odd amount of structural issues... and odd structural issues at that. The Bay Bridge fell down and now a big ass gas tanker crashed and MELTED the interchange between the 80 and the 580. (why did the driver climb out, walk off the freeway, and caught a cab to Kaiser Oakland? that's kinda far... where was the ambulance?). Luckily no one got hurt and public transit (including BART) is free tomorrow. YAYAYAY! Wait a minute, I don't take BART anymore....gaa dog. But more on this driver.... He was driving a rig that was carrying close to 9,000 gallons of unleaded gasoline, hit the siderail... proceeded to flip over and probably slide a few meters. Then he climbed out of the truck with cuts and 2nd degree burns and began to walk away from the crash... down off the freeway to catch a cab to go to the hospital. For people who aren't familiar with this highway... it's high and the exits are kinda far apart. It's not like it is one of those freeways that has a frontage road right next to it with ample oppertunities to get off. But what's REALLY funny is I was so impressed with how this dude managed to get out the truck and blah blah, I started telling the story extra wrong. I said he walked all the way to Kaiser Oakland... which is kinda not true, but I was so excited I kinda forgot. Then my mom called me on it and I was a bit pink.

Fergie's Spelling: Is it really imperative that Fergie spells in every song that she makes? Is she that bad at writing that she has to put in some spelling exercises in every song as filler? I'm just trying to figure it out.

imeem comments: Why do people have to leave weird comments on imeem.com songs? I am so sorry but I don't care if that song is "yo shit"... I really don't care. Is it really necessary to use the profanities? I am just trying to figure it out. Or why when people type things out they have to spell them exactly like they sound? Ma does not mean my. Wait, here's another one... I don't even know what this is called, but I can't stand when people tYpE lIkE tHiS. It Is So AnNoYiNg...MaYbE iT iS jUsT mE.

Celebrity Fat Club: Yes I know that is not the proper name for it, but my boyfriend thought that was what it was called for the longest so know I just call it that. First off all I can say is, Um Yeah. What is wrong with Screech? He has some deep issues that he needs to deal with and real quick before someone jumps his dumb A. And why is Warren G. STILL sexy? Even as a chunky young middle aged man he could STILL get it. That swole upper lip ooooowee!! Da Brat scares me... but her hair always looks so pretty... I would like to steal her hair.

Went to a track meet this weekend and I am sooo glad I am done. The whole team is in a state of disarray and I am just glad to be done of it. Even though no one reads this, I won't post anything too incriminating because I don't want to be sued before I properly know how to defend myself.

H&M is the best store ever in life... except that section that sells the thin shirts in random ass colors.

End Rant.

Survivorman v. Man V. Wild

Yeah so I don't understand the show Survivorman. It makes absolutly no sense whatsoever. Why are you going to send some explorer man into random parts of the world and see if he survives. Well actually, I quite like the concept but where I have the issue is that they send this dude of to the middle of nowhere with like 100 pounds of survival equipment and tell him to survive. Wait wait, there's more. Then they will give him some supplies then give him requists on when he can use it and stuff.... yeah. Not getting it. I am pretty sure that if some dude was caught in the middle of the Alaskan Arctic, he would not have 100 pounds of equiptment with him and I am pretty sure that if he had a gun, he would use it to hunt, not just to fend off polar bears.

Which brings me to the point of the post, I absolutly LOVE Man v. Wild. It has the same concept as Survivor man but someone spent more than one hour thinking over the logisitics as to how the show should work. So the main character, Bear Grylls (who is not a bad looking person by the way) gets dropped in remote areas of the world where people often get lost due to hiking or skiing or things of that nature. According to where he is dropped, he will have a few items that most people in that situation would have. Then OTHER people film him in the situation, it is not up to him to carry around 100 pounds of equipment and try to fend off a King Cobra.

I just know I would slap someone if they told me I had to survive the wilderness and tape it too and narrate to people what I'm doing.... not so much the business.

Hawt

Prednisone=Devil

Um, yeah, Prednisone is the devil reincarnated in the form of a tiny pink pill. I mean seriously. I had to take some for five days to get my adenoids to stop swelling. So, the last week, I have been feeling all of these CRAZY things. I swear, my eyesight in one eye is going blurry, a weird headache, and I had serious gas all day on Wednesday and a whole heap of stuff. Absolutely ridiculous. I just can't believe they would prescribe this pill to people who are actually trying to feel better... I just don't get it.

Withdrawls

I am having serious dancehall withdrawls right now... it is bad. I was driving in my car and heard "Welcome to Jamrock"... yeah not one of my favorite songs... but still, just the beat and the way he was going over the beat brought me back. I just screamed and this dude looked over at me... I was embarrassed.

Deeper Still

So the new trend must be releasing music post-humously. Rick James has jumped on the bandwagon with the CD titled, "Deeper Still". The first single which is called "Deeper Still" as well, kinda gets it. LOL. I heard it on KBLX today and was like, "This sounds like Rick James, but it can't be"... it sounded to modern and he hadn't realised an album since 1997. Post-humous record releases must be what's up. Look what you've started Tupac. lol

Hawaiian Silky

Against my better judgement, I have watched the first two enstallments of Charm School and my goodness... I don't even know what to say. First off, dude... I have not seen so many chicks in one room that look like they do not smell fresh. I mean seriously, I am not trying to hate in anyway shape or form, but these chicks just look like they smell bad. And the weaves.... we all know Hottie AKA Shatar's weave is just wow... but all of the other weaves are terrible too... it hurts my feelings.

And why must they act like this? Seriously though... I think they think they are famous and people really like them. Dude, no one likes you, people are just laughing at you because you are absolutly shameful. And Pumpkin... why did she lift up her shirt to expose her cellulity behind. It scared me.... in fact scarred me for life actually. But that is neither here nor there.

The ONLY good thing about this show is Goldie and her commentary.... "nooks and crannies of her t*tties" HAHAHAHAH. Great.

VH1 knows what's up though.... nobody cares about "Storytellers" or whatever that show they used to have on. America likes mindless ish. Half of America is trying to be them, and the other half can't believe there really are people like that out there.

Anonymity Redux

So I am trying this being anonymous thing over again... I realized that if someone wanted to find me they really could.... I mean, not many people have taken the route I have the over the past four years. So, I deleted all entries that were a little to personal and changed the ole college name and stuff of that nature.

Here is where the kicker comes in, so I figure it is OK to say what law school I am going to.... because there are over 900 people in the law school... so yeah, unnamed Texas Law School it is. WOOOO HOOOO. So all you know is I am a black chick who is about to go to unnamed Texas Law School in the fall... but wait... that narrows it down to like a possible 40 people??? Ooops. Oh well.

Extra Crunchy

I think Lil Bow Wow (yeah I really can't call him Bow Wow... he's still all of 5 feet tall... let us be real) feels extra hella crunchy right about now. I mean seriously... His version of I'm A Flirt sucked so bad, R. Kelly decided he had to salvage it and make a remix 50x hotter with other people. I mean how much does that hurt your pride man? I didn't even know the song originated with him until like three weeks ago. That is just all kinds of sad.

I'm Done

Yeah, so I am done... that's just it. done.

Men= Doo Doo

And that is most serious.... except for my boyfriend of course. He does not = boo boo. Not at all. But I am pretty much convinced now that 95 percent of men are straight up and down dogs. I really and truly believe that men and women do not need to be together in the form of marraige. I think (and I am really serious, I am not just blathering right now) that men and women just need to form bonds sort of like marraiges of convinience, have children to promote the human race, and then be done. It would be different if like only 30 percent were dogs, but when it is 95 percent... it's basically like you are setting yourself up to be disappointed. Yes, I know that there are some trifling women out there too.... but no one can lie and say that men aren't the vast majority of trifling idiots.

Which brings me to a point... people want to know why I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years and have no intentions of leaving him...even when I go to law school and could possibly meet a man who will make twice as much money as him. The reason is because I know that he is in the 5 percent of none dog men out there that will never cheat on my and never treat me anything less than a queen. He knows who he is, how he was raised and will not turn his back on it. His values and his moral character just won't allow him to do it. Yes.. he is still growing up (I don't want to say immature because he really isn't. He is just learning to know himself... just as I am) and there are rough patches sometimes, but we treat each other with respect.

To all self important men out there... here is a letter to you. Just because you make money does not give you the right to do whatever you want to do in relationships. If that is the case, then you need to grow a set of testicles and freaking leave the relationship. Do not drag a woman through that. Also, buying a woman things because you know you are treating her like ish does not make up for anything. You think that money gives you power and it doesn't . You are spineless and need to grown a spine and two more testees because you have none!

Yeah, so I am in the process of re-reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blod Prince (aka Book 6) and I am really starting to believe that this is just not a children's book. It stopped being a children's book after book 4, but I just don't see how they are going to do the movie of books 6 and 7 without them being rated R. I know the 4th one was rated PG-13, but in books 5 and 6 they are dealing with some pretty heavy stuff. I mean, I am pretty sure that little kids have NO idea what the stuff in the books 5 and 6 really mean. They were dealing with some pretty heavy stuff there.... Horcruxes though? I mean they are talking about splitting peoples souls by the act of killing and immortality and junk... what does a 2nd grader know about a soul? A better question is should they even be reading stuff like this?

Um, I am going to say the answer to that is no. Yes, the first three books were for children, but I really wouldn't want my kid reading this stuff. This is some adult stuff man... and what's funny about it, is I wish it could get even deeper but I know that it won't because it is technically a kids book.

Boo freaking hoo man.

Tell Me Why You Hate The Game?

I love this song... it is great... even though it is technically The Game's song, it just oozes Nas and straight East Coast fierceness. By the way, I met Marsha, the chick that sings on it my freshman year at MD. Enough blabbing

My Mother the Hero

The way my mother is able to talk me down is completely beyond me.... I mean seriously. No, I wasn't on any ledge or anything like that.... but the way she can calm me down is nothing other than miraculous. I mean seriously. I was having sort of an identity/is going to law school going to turn me into a blood sucking horrible person crisis. She sat there and listened to me while I went on about how I didn't want to change into what people want me to be, and how my extremely Type B personality probably will be the death of my law career. After I was done with my monologue... she somehow assured me this wouldn't happen and said all of this good stuff that is not necessary to type... but it somehow made me feel better. I think just knowing that she will be there for me if I do somehow fail makes it all better.... although I don't think I will.

She even said that I don't need a studio... I need a one bedroom because I will probably have a breakdown and she will need to come and console me. OOOOh, isn't she just the sweetest? I mean seriously.

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Camera Etiquette

Oh my goodness.... what the hell was up with that white girl in the audience while Sanjaya was singing? I mean seriously, was it that serious? Why was she crying and snotting on herself while SANJAYA was singing? Does she not now that it is not advisable to have a crush on a gay man.... your love will be forever unrequited.

Note: also, don't cry and snot while the camera is on you! I don't wanna see it running down your nose.

VH1's Charm School... Really though?

WTF are they thinking with this show? I mean, do they get some sort of prize at the end or something? At least with Flavor of Love and I Love New York, they were fighting for something (but I really wouldn't call either of them a prize), but Charm School? Really? Do you think America is that sick that they would actually watch that show? I mean seriously, it is a whole bunch of classless females yelling and probably shaking their butts and junk at each other, which going to Mo'Nique's Charm School. And who is Monique to give someone some advice on how to be a lady with her potty mouth.

And on another note... why are these chicks doing this show? At least when it was FOL, they could hope that Flavor Flav could bolster their careers, but that happened to no one, at least in a positive way. All those girls are known for it is being trash... and yes I said it, straight up and down trash. You will never be an actress when you've acted such a fool on TV... sorry girl it just ain't gonna happen.

I mean, they could come up with something better than the whole concept of Charm School. It woulda been a more viable attempt to do it Real World or Bad Girls Club style, where they are just chronicling them living together.... but an elimination game. They obviously have no lives....

You've Got Mail

Wow... this movie oddly resembles August 2006-January 2007 of my life... it is sooo not even funny. I had never seen this movie before, but it is like a carbon copy of six months of my life. Except it wasn't email, it was AIM... and I really do know the dude... I didn't meet him in a chat room (but AIM was basically the only way I talked to him because we live 3,000 miles away). The scene where they were trying to show the excitement that they both got from the "You've Got Mail" alert was the same excitement I used to get from that bloop/bleep that comes up when you get a new IM. Yeah, but I didn't end up with dude and he didn't put me out of business.

Last Random Post of the Day

Yeah, I am extra bored here at work today and it is not cool. Anyway, I just remembered something I meant to write about a couple of days ago. Like I was saying, I have BET Jazz and sometimes they play extra old videos. So a couple of days ago, I came across a Kid N Play video, "Ain't Gon Hurt Nobody" which is from the movie, "House Party2". So I was watching the video and then all of a sudden I wanted to see the movie. I looked on my TV... and oddly enough it was coming on the next day... so I watch it... and yeah. All I have to say is that Play was so grimy it's not even funny. He just looked straight gross, and the fact that he was just straight lecherous did not help either. I mean seriously. And he thought he was mad sexy... he just looked like he had like 5 strains of HPV mixed up with some gonorrhea. Seriously though..... very boo


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A Little Bit Mo, A Little Bit Mo

Yes yes yes, this song became hot from that Target commercial... but it still is quite a hot song. Why do people know it as the Target Song now though? At the beginning he kinda sounds like Andre 3000, no? With the falsetto singing? Well I think so. Anyhoo, is Jamie Lidell from his Multiply CD. I have actually heard this CD around this time last year actually, and I remember only liking like three songs on the CD, namely, Multiply and When I Come Back Around and another but I don't even remember this song. LOL. Maybe I just had to hear it on TV or something, but it is quite hot...

It's kinda wierd that he doesn't have more play in the US... he be getting it! I mean, I only heard of him because this girl was playing her iPOD at work one day and I was like... Oooh I like him!

I have no idea why, but he really reminds me of Remy Shand... maybe because they are both white dudes from England with a very souly feel, I don't know.

ILNY

So Tango is going to win. She has already been seen in public with both Chance and Real... so it can't be either of them. As much as this show is fake or whatever... I am sooo glad to see that Chance and now Real is not going too win the show. I mean seriously... they have personalities of 5th graders and it is hard to watch... but apparently, that's what NY wants. Tango does be acting like a little vigine (no spelling error...it was from Borat) sometimes, but he seems like the only real man that was there in the first place.

Another question, why do people say NY is so ugly... no she can take some HORRIBLE pictures... but when she's on camera... and has on some makeup, but not the drag queen ish... she looks cool to me. But I don't know... maybe it is just me. AND, in that opening scene, Tango's body did not look bad in those boxer briefs... People wanna say he has a beer gut and man boobs... well kinda, but the bottom half looked OK. DANG!